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12/21/07 JesCite: The Lost Updates Previously, on JesCite "Well I'm taking a short break, but don't worry, I'll be back before the end of the month." "But don't worry! JesCite isn't dead yet! I'll be back with the May JesCite Journal. So stay tuned.... I'll be back." That sure was a long month. Felt almost like 8 months. OKAY, I LIED. SORRY. FUCK YOU. Let me briefly explain why I left for 8 months. It's a hell of a story. First of all, see, what had happened was. And then. You know? And that's why I've been gone for 8 months. So I'm sure you all (you all as in 1 and a half people) can forgive me for the hiatus. But for real, the real reason why I said I was gonna take a 1 month break that turned into an 8 month break was because of the WGA Writer's strike. If you don't know what that is, WGA is the Writers Guild of America and they are currently striking which is postponing most television shows in America. Talk shows, television shows, and this website are written by writers who are under the Writer's Guild of America and they are striking. As a result, all of my writers for JesCite are not here and they are not writing new material. Which is why I ran out of things to put out. So I'm sure all of you 1 and a half people out there can forgive me for this hiatus. Okay, fine. This is what really happened in those 8 months. icyHell had just given me a 50 million dollar offer to do 3 more years of JesCite. And I was ready to do it. But then I started doing material and I felt it wasn't up to par with my previous material. So I decided that I should take a short break. I was stressed out from trying to outdo the previous material and I wanted to get away. I went to Africa and then decided not to continue JesCite anymore. So there you have it. JesCite is done. I'm finished with this fucking website! So now, I decided to get rid of the material I had locked in a safe and just put everything out instead of holding onto it. All of this material is from the before May, I haven't created anything new ever since then and I have no plans to. I'm finished. There you have it. I present to you.... JesCite: The Lost Updates: - JesCite Journal: Lost Updates (Issue #3-#8) - Fat Jesse: Lost Updates -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5/8/07 Short Hiatus Okay, as you can tell, I haven't cared about JesCite for a while now. The late updates, the missed updates, the low quality material.... Well I'm taking a short break, but don't worry, I'll be back before the end of the month. And I know what you're thinking "Fuck Jesse, why does he keep taking breaks." Well to be honest, doing updates each week isn't worth it. Who am I updating for? 1-2 people? If even that. I'm just not motivated enough to do shit for anyone. Plus I got other things going on right now, so I could give 2 shits about JesCite. But don't worry! JesCite isn't dead yet! I'll be back with the May JesCite Journal. So stay tuned.... I'll be back. 5/4/07 Update: The Late Friday Update Posted on May 4th 2007 10:30 or some shit like that As promised.... the late Friday update. Yeah, well as you can probably tell. I don't really give two shits about JesCite anymore. I'm ready to drop all of my material I made, and call it quits. JesCite is pretty much a failed project from the start, so......... I wouldn't expect JesCite to make it past June at best... But don't worry, for all you still out there (1.5 persons). I'll still keep doing this for you people or person. Oh and yes, the May issue of the JesCite Journal will be coming..... just not today, if anyone was anticipating that. Also, I'm not really liking the FTP anymore. I might just cancel it out..... but for now...... Update: YSS: Start from Scratch Funny Pictures: 5/4/07 Update FTP of the Week: Dirk Nowitzki Music: Joe Budden - My Life Other than that..... WARRIORS IN THE 2ND ROUND BITCHES!!! The more and more I look, the more and more bandwagon Warrior fans I see. And like I said already, I myself would consider myself a bandwagoner, but.... not as much as these other mother fuckers. At least I watched them from time to time!! I'm watching Game 6 and I see Snoop Dogg with front row seats. Everyone knows damn well Snoop is LAKER FAN. And as soon as Lakers get knocked out of the playoffs, Snoop is on the next flight to Oakland with a Warrior jersey on. Snoop is definately on the bandwagon. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *UPDATE* ON THE NON-UPDATE So it's almost 6 right now. Doesn't look like I'll be updating, since I got some other shit to do. Maybe I'll do it tommrow. But for now, I'm gonna watch the Warriors send the Mavericks packing. As you can see, I've changed the layout a bit for the Warriors in the Playoffs!! and I'll be honest, I'm slightly jumping on the Warriors bandwagon. I didn't watch them in the beginning of the season and didn't really keep track of them until the second half of the season and when they made their run for the playoffs. I always liked the Warriors and I liked them a lot more after the trade with the Pacers, I just never watched their games religously. Simply because a NBA season is too long to watch every game. 5/1/07 I May or May Not Update Today Well as you can see, I forgot to update last week. It simply never crossed my mind last week, and then Wednesday came I realized that I had missed the update. I was thinking about doing it on Wednesday, but I said fuck it, and I didn't do anything. I'm trying not to make a habit out of this, but as you can tell, I've been feeling pretty lazy recently. So as of right now, I may or may not update today. But if I don't do it today, I'll do it sometime this week. I just happen to have higher priorities than this stupid ass website. And one of those priorities is taking a shit. 1 ya face -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4/17/07 Update: The Calm Before the Storm Posted on Apr 17th 2007 6:16PM Well I almost forgot about the update today. But because of that, I thought of a new feature to add to JesCite. Each week I'll add a new person on the newest JesCite feature "Fuck This Person". It's a weekly thing, so I'll be adding a new person and I'll explain why. I think this week is pretty obvious who it's going to be. This week is going to be more on the serious side, when I say fuck this person, because this person deserves it. Anyways, today we're going to advance the story of Fat Jesse! Last time we left off, Fat Jesse met a stranger! It was an old woman! Can Fat Jesse trust this old woman? Is she dangerous? Is she going to pull out a gun and shoot 32 people at a nearby college!?!? Find out in the latest addition of the Adventures of Fat Jesse! Update: Fat Jesse: The Old Woman JesClips: 4/17/07 Update FTP of the Week: Cho Seung-Hui -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4/10/07 Update: Almost There... Posted on Apr 10th 2007 4:24PM Well, only 2 months or so left in my SFUSD life, and I can't wait until its over. Because quite honestly, I am sick and tired of high school. BEEN sick and tired of it for a long time now, but I grow more and more sick by the day. Once it's summer, I'm gone and I'm not looking back!!! Not until I'm in a better state of mind at least. I want to just leave and not have to look at so many faces, or breath the same breathe as so many lame mother fuckers. And I'm sorry if that sounds mean or offensive, but I'm being honest. With that said, I haven't really created much JesCite material as of late, because I am probably at the laziest point in my life right now. I don't give a fuck about much except waiting for this school year to end. Until I get back in a better mindstate or mood, I'm not working on anything!!! So if I run out of stuff, which at this rate could be as early as may/june, then too fucking bad!! Update: YSS: Who The Hell Do You Think You Are? Funny Pics: 4/10/07 Update -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4/3/07 Update: Spring Break Posted on Apr 3rd 2007 1:43PM Well as everyone knows, the football game was disappointing. So I've already thought about a new game, and I should throw out a date soon. It's a new month, so that means a new JesCite Journal! I know people seemed to like the first one, but no one really seems to care too much about the other parts of this site. I pretty much expected that, well if I have more time, I could work on JesCite Journal more and I can put more than 1 out per month. Anyways, I got a suggestion for JesCite Journal. Keith asked me if I was gonna write an article about new benches at Galileo. WHAT THE FUCK?? First of all, that's not even funny. Second, it's going to be a paragraph long. Why would I waste my time, and yours, on a stupid article about Galileo's new benches. I'm not gonna be a critic on every little thing Galileo does, who gives a fuck if they got new benches. Leave to creativity and comedy to me, if you're suggestion sucks, think about it first. Then shove it up your ass. With that said, a new JesCite Journal is here! Update: -JesCite Journal: April 3rd 2007 -JesClips: 4/3/07 Update Enjoy the rest of your Spring Break. Okay, I didn't really mean that, I could give a fuck if you are having a good spring break or not. If so, congratulations, if not, kill yourself. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3/27/07 Update: Football Game in 3 Days... Posted on Mar 27th 2007 4:00PM There might be some confusion on the football game, it is still going to be on Friday March 30th, but we're changing the time to 2:00 PM!!! If you happen to get there at 12:00 PM because you're used to it, go play with the small kids on the swings for 2 hours. Anyways, other than that, I don't got too much to say. April's JesCite Journal is coming next week, so thats something to look forward to. Spring break is coming up.... and I definately need a break from school. Other than that...... here's the update. Update: -Fat Jesse: A Dead Deadman -Funny Pics: 3/27/07 Update